1、装美女好累，还好我是真的美女Pretending to be a beauty is exhausting,but fortunately, I am genuinely beautiful.

2、趁年轻要多出来走走，以后送外卖才认识路While young, one should venture out frequently, so they know the roads well when delivering food in the future.

3、以前丑，不好意思发自拍，现在不一样了，现在脸皮厚了。I used to be too shy to post selfies because I was unattractive, but now it's different; I have developed thicker skin.

4、总结了一下最近几年的成功，主要分为三类：登录成功、下载成功、支付成功Summarizing my recent successes, they mainly fall into three categories: logging in successfully, downloading successfully, and making payments successfully.

5、有钱的时候败家，没钱的时候拜神When I have money, I spend it lavishly; when I am broke, I pray.

6、目前的存款，已经足够下半辈子不吃不喝My current savings are sufficient to last the rest of my life without any income or expenses.

7、我在上班和累死之间，选择了上班累死Given the choice between working and dying of exhaustion, I chose to work until I am exhausted.

8、选择题都选不对，却在亿万人中选择爱人Despite being unable to answer multiple-choice questions correctly, I managed to choose a lover among millions.

9、曾经我也是靠脸吃饭的，后来差点饿死才放弃I once relied on my looks to make a living, but nearly starved before giving up.