“跟异性聊天别太正经,调戏一下才有爱”

经典说说2025-06-16 07:20:11
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1、你嘴巴再硬,亲起来也是软的,不信的话,我嘴对嘴试试你。

However hard your mouth may be, it will still be soft when kissed. Dont believe it? Just give it a try.

2、你的眼睛很漂亮,不过我的更漂亮,因为我眼里都是你。

Your eyes are very pretty, but mine are prettier, because you are all in my eyes.

“跟异性聊天别太正经,调戏一下才有爱”

3、你的嘴唇真好看,适合说爱我,更适合吻我。

Your lips are really nice, fit to say love me, and more fit to kiss me.

4、晚上我希望压得我喘不过气的是你,而不是被子。

At night, I hope its you who weighs me down and makes me breathless, not the quilt.

“跟异性聊天别太正经,调戏一下才有爱”

5、洗澡不带我,睡觉不带我,凉快的照片也不发给我,终究还是见外了。

Taking a bath without me, sleeping without me, you are still treating me as an outsider after all.

6、要和你一辈子恋爱,你若在,我便一直爱,你若不在,我便封心锁爱。

I want to be in love with you for a lifetime. If you are here, I love you. If you are not here, I will have no love.

“跟异性聊天别太正经,调戏一下才有爱”

7、虽然我不是奥利奥,但是也可以泡一泡,你不试试怎么知道好不好泡。

Although Im not an Oreo, I can also be soaked. How do you know if its good to soak without trying?

8、真羡慕哥哥,可以亲到我这么好的女朋友,不像我,我都亲不到自己。

I really envy my brother for being able to kiss such a great girlfriend like me. Unlike me, I cant even kiss myself.

“跟异性聊天别太正经,调戏一下才有爱”

9、像我这样粘人的小宝宝,受到一丝一毫的冷落心都会碎掉。

As a clingy baby like me, my heart will be broken even with the slightest bit of neglect.

10、怎么样才能让你对我眼前一亮,要不我去学学电焊吧~

How can I make you notice me? Maybe I should learn how to weld.

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