1、你这想念是带着导航来的吧，精准地击中了我的心。

Your thoughts must have come with a navigation, accurately hitting my heart.

2、你是偶尔想想，还是天天想，或者是每分每秒都想。

Do you think of it occasionally, every day, or every minute and every second?

3、感谢老铁送来的思念，想我就打给我，号码没变，还是建行的。

Thank you, bro, for your thoughts. If you miss me, just give me a call.

4、想我的人多了，与其嘘寒问暖，不如来笔巨款实在啊。

There are many people who miss me. Instead of asking me if Im okay.

5、看来我的魅力已经成功入侵你的心啦，请继续保持这种想念。

It seems that my charm has successfully invaded your heart. Please keep missing me like this.

6、怪不得我的心，刚才动了一下，具体说说怎么想的，我听听。

No wonder my heart just moved a little. Specifically, how did you think about it? Let me hear it.

7、别老想着我，想着怎么对我好，才是正经事，比如来个爱的惊喜。

Dont always think about me. Its more important to think about how to be good to me

8、尊敬的顾客，您的想念订单已发货，请支付520运费，请注意查收。

Dear customer, your order of missing has been shipped. Please pay520 for the shipping fee.

9、我刚才喷嚏打个不停，是别的妹妹想完了，轮到我了吗?

I just kept sneezing. Did the other sisters finish thinking about it, and its my turn?

10、到底有多想，是生理想，让我感受下被想念的感觉。

How much do you miss me? Is it a physical need? Let me feel the feeling of being missed.