“又野又撩,勾她魂飘飘”

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01、我们来玩剪刀石头布吧,输了你就归我,赢了我就归你。

Let's play with scissors and stone cloth. If you lose, you will belong to me, and if you win, I will belong to you.

02、如果你要走,我就绊倒你,还要抱你大腿。

If you want to go, I will trip you and hold your thigh.

“又野又撩,勾她魂飘飘”

03、男孩子很讨厌女孩子,嗯,啊,喔,但是连起来又顶不住。

Boys hate girls, um, ah, oh, but they can't stand it together.

04、男人不流氓,发育不正常,我的床头有两个枕头,你想睡哪边?

Men are not hooligans, and their development is abnormal. There are two pillows at my bedside. Which side do you want to sleep on?

“又野又撩,勾她魂飘飘”

05、空气里都是你的味道,像一剂致命的毒药,我明知会上瘾,却还是忍不住一次又一次靠近!

The air is full of your smell, like a deadly poison, I know it will be addictive, but still can not help but close again and again!

06、想把你抱在怀里,故意欺负你凶你,只为了听到你跟我撒娇的声音。

Want to hold you in my arms, deliberately bully you fierce you, just to hear you and I spoiled voice.

“又野又撩,勾她魂飘飘”

07、喜欢和你一起做很多事,种花、种草,还有种未来。

I like to do many things with you, such as planting flowers, grass and the future.

08、遇见你我变的特能吃,双手拿着馒头,还不忘喝水!

When I met you, I became very edible, holding Steamed bun in both hands and not forgetting to drink water!

“又野又撩,勾她魂飘飘”

09、肩上不只有责任,还有你的小腿!

Not only the responsibility on your shoulders, but also your calves!

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