1、从遇见你开始，我就知道，我的幸福已经到来。

Since I met you, I've known that my happiness has arrived.

2、我好像得了相思病，想和你一起种花、种草、种宝宝。

I seem to be lovesick. I want to plant flowers, grass and have a baby with you.

3、喜欢一个人是藏不住的，即便嘴巴被捂住口水都会流出来。

Liking someone can't be hidden. Even if your mouth is covered, your saliva will still come out.

4、能借你手用一下吗？帮我拍一下你的屁股！

Can I borrow your hand? Help me pat your butt!

5、我的爱意已发货，请注意查收。

My love has been shipped. Please pay attention to check.

6、吵架可以，但是你得赔我为你删掉的那些女生Quarrels are okay, but you have to compensate me for those girls I deleted because of you.

7、如果你觉得和我恋爱太辛苦，我们拜个把子吧

If you think it's too hard to be in a relationship with me, let's become sworn siblings!

8、我做了一场梦，梦里没有你，所以我起来重新睡

I had a dream without you in it, so I got up and went back to sleep.