1、不是所有牛奶都叫特仑苏，不是所有人我叫他猪。

Not all milk is called Mengniu Telunsu, and not everyone is whom I call "piggy".

2、纯爱没有名字，如果有，那一定是双鱼座。

Pure love has no name. If it did, it must be related to Pisces.

3、每天白天不想你，每到晚上格外的想你。

I don't miss you during the day, but I miss you extremely at night every day.

4、刻薄的爱我，连肚脐上的痣，也别放过。Love me in a demanding way, don't even overlook the mole on my navel.

5、那天见你，为了表现得文明得体，只好躬着身体。

When I saw you that day, in order to appear civilized and proper, I had to hunch over.

6、左耳靠近心，左耳靠近心脏，情话要讲给右耳听。

The left ear is close to the heart. Sweet nothings should be whispered into the right ear.

7、我对你的爱就像拖拉机上山轰轰烈烈。

My love for you is as spectacular as a tractor climbing a mountain.

8、世界那么大，而我真正想落脚的地方是你的枕边。

The world is so big, but the place where I really want to settle is beside your pillow.