01、好久没喝酒了，不知道青岛还甜不甜，雪花还飘不飘，今晚出来约一下？

I haven't had a drink for a long time. I don't know whether Qingdao is still sweet or not. I don't know if the snowflakes are still floating. Let's make an appointment tonight.

02、你爱我，我就永远爱你，如果你不爱我，我就永远想你。

You love me, I will always love you, if you do not love me, I will always miss you.

03、你像一本未删减版禁书，越翻阅越危险却停不下来。

You are like an unabridged banned book, the more you read it, the more dangerous it becomes, but you can't stop.

04、医生说我缺维他命U(You)，建议每日见面治疗。

The doctor said I was deficient in vitamin U (You) and recommended daily treatment.

05、青山绿水多可爱，漂亮女子人人爱，为了祖国下一代，我必须和你谈恋爱。

Green mountains and rivers are so lovely, beautiful women are loved by everyone, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, I must fall in love with you.

06、你睡觉就睡觉，和我说干嘛？跟我说又不能一起睡，这不是让我上火吗？

Why are you talking to me when you go to bed? Tell me you can't sleep together, doesn't that make me angry?

07、***吗？你偷偷替我上班，我记这份恩情。

Having an affair? I remember the kindness of you secretly working for me.

08、建议你申请专利——你的存在严重扰乱我多巴胺分泌。

I suggest you apply for a patent-your presence seriously disrupts my dopamine secretion.

09、人生不过三万天，有空就过来和我多睡几天！

Life is only 30,000 days, come and sleep with me for a few more days when you are free!

10、有谣言说我是老色批，我澄清一下，我不老。

There is a rumor that I am an old man. Let me clarify that I am not old.