01、如果你不谈恋爱，请把我的微信推给有需要的人。

If you don't fall in love, please push my Wechat to those in need.

02、丑话说到前头，你不当我老婆我就当你老公。

To put it bluntly, if you are not my wife, I will be your husband.

03、正在申请‘人类繁衍研究协会’会员，课题是《论双人运动对荷尔蒙分泌的催化作用》。

He is applying for membership of the Association for the study of Human Reproduction. The topic is "on the Catalytic effect of pairing exercise on hormone secretion".

04、我也想探索宇宙奥秘，造福人类，可是遇见你以后，我发现造人更能实现自己的人生价值。

I also want to explore the mysteries of the universe for the benefit of mankind, but after meeting you, I found that making people is more able to realize the value of their own life.

05、你开口闭口就是讨厌我，为什么洗澡的时候还要叫上我？

You hate me when you shut up. Why did you call me in the shower?

06、妹子就是难伺候，明明是晴空萬里，却叫哥哥翻云覆雨，真是白天不懂夜的黑。

The girl is difficult to wait on, it is clear that the sky is thousands of miles, but let the elder brother turn over and over again, really do not understand the darkness of the day and night.

07、摩擦不仅能起火，还能产水！

Friction can not only catch fire, but also produce water!

08、一天一日，一日一天，你更喜欢哪一个？

Day by day, which one do you like better?

09、我要你无灾无难，无我不欢。

I want you to be happy without me.