01、你这张脸让我严重怀疑女娲娘娘在捏你时偷偷加了特效。

Your face makes me seriously suspect that Lady Nuwa secretly added special effects when pinching you.

02、每天早上起来都感觉被生活和钱所困，你一句早安，我又为情所困。

When I wake up every morning, I feel trapped by life and money. When you say good morning, I am trapped by love.

03、你的眼神一闪，我的理智就乱码。

Your eyes flash, my reason is out of order.

04、确认过眼神，你是让我打破兔子不吃窝边草原则的例外。

Confirm your eyes, you are the exception to let me break the rabbit does not eat Wobian prairie.

05、世界这么大，遇见你很不容易，只愿细水长流是你，繁华落尽是你，两鬓斑白还是你，往后余生都是你。

The world is so big, it is not easy to meet you, only wish the long stream is you, the prosperity is you, the temples are gray or you, the rest of your life is you.

06、宝贝，你有屁股，我也有，我们就是命中注腚。

Baby, you have an ass, and so do I. We just hit the bet.

07、每次约会你总问我穿哪件衣服好看，其实凭心而论，穿得越少越好，最好别穿！

You always ask me which dress looks good on every date. In fact, to be fair, the less you wear, the better. It's best not to wear it!

08、我今天谈了一个新项目，晚上帮你改造水利工程！

I talked about a new project today to help you transform the water conservancy project in the evening!

09、只要你穿上黑丝，再叫一声老公，以后吵架，我自己抽自己。

As long as you put on the black silk, call your husband again, and fight later, I will beat myself.