01、喜欢我请扣一，不喜欢请扣眼珠子。

Please buckle one if you like me, and buckle your eyes if you don't like me.

02、给你两个选择：A.带我云参观浴室 B.视频指导你涂沐浴露。

I'll give you two choices: A. Show me around the bathroom B. The video instructs you to apply body wash.

03、与你相拥的时刻，才发现原来快乐可以如此简单自然。

When I hug you, I find that happiness can be so simple and natural.

04、皮革厂会倒，小姨子会跑，只有我对你的爱，一直到老。

The tannery will fail, my sister-in-law will run, and only my love for you will last until I am old.

05、你横竖两张嘴，吵架我外行，床头你赢了，床尾定要叫你怀疑人生。

You open your mouth, quarrel I amateur, the head of the bed you win, the end of the bed will make you doubt life.

06、给你弄了杯奶茶，床喝了一半，你喝了一半！

I made you a cup of milk tea, half of the bed, half of you!

07、速度这个东西我也没有十足把握，开心你就抓紧点，快乐你就抱紧点。

I'm not sure about speed, either. If you're happy, just hold on tight, and if you're happy, hold on tight.

08、有人说爱是克制，但今晚我想证明爱也可以是放纵，只希望明天你不会腿软到上班迟到。

Some people say that love is restraint, but tonight I want to prove that love can also be indulgence. I just hope you won't be too weak to be late for work tomorrow.

09、生活对你竖起中指，你就顺着中指坐下去！

Life gives you the middle finger, and you sit down along it!