01、

我是装修师傅，请问你装什么？

I'm a decoration worker. May I ask what would you like to decorate?

02、

表白要一步到位，你好，要合葬吗。

Confession should be straightforward. Hello, would you like to be buried together?

03、

两个朋友吵架了，不管我怎么劝，他们就是不肯打架。

Two friends had an argument. No matter how much I tried to persuade them, they just refused to fight.

04、

时间过得好快啊，别人都二胎了，我还是个备胎。

Time flies so fast. Others already have a second child, while I'm still just a backup lover.

05、

我说我喝不了酒，你到处说我活不了多久。

I said I couldn't drink alcohol, but you've been telling everyone that I don't have long to live.

06、

今年我都走的复古路线，穿的都是去年的衣服。

This year, I'm going for a retro look. I'm wearing clothes from last year.

07、

考完英语听力悟出一个道理，有些话只能说给懂的人听。

After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words can only be spoken to those who understand.

08、

让我好好吃饭然后喜欢瘦的是吧。

So you want me to eat well and then like someone thin?

09、

事到如今，先玩手机吧。

Now that things have come to this, let's play with the phone first.

10、

今天喝了杯果汁，名字叫香妮乐铁汁。

Today I had a cup of juice named Xiangni Letiezhi.