01、英雄不问出处，流氓不问岁数，美女不做答复。🦸Heroes don't ask about origins, rascals don't ask about age, beauties don't give answers.♀

02、别问，问就是36D🌺🌸Don't ask, if you must know it's 36D🌺😏

03、美少女的事少打听。🧚Less prying into magical girl's business.♀

04、你猜吧，已经到了美图秀秀都修不完岁月痕迹的年纪。📱Guess, I've reached the age where even beauty apps can't fix the traces of time.😭

05、都说三十而已，四十不惑，我卡在中间困惑不已。🤯They say life begins at 30 and wisdom at 40, I'm stuck in between utterly confused.🔄

06、抿口茶，慢悠悠道：我在人世已经活了很久很久了。🍵Sipping tea slowly: I've lived in this world for a very, very long time.👵

07、我还很嫩着呢，你别想老牛吃嫩草。🐄I'm still tender, don't even think about old cows eating young grass.🌱

08、怎么，是盯上我的养老金了吗？💰What, are you eyeing my pension?👀

09、放心，跟我谈恋爱不是早恋。💑Relax, dating me doesn't count as puppy love.😎