01、宝，绑完粽子了，啥时候能绑你？祝你好梦🧶Babe, finished tying zongzi. when can I tie you up? Sweet dreams~😘

02、我已经尝过粽子的甜了，我还想尝尝爱情的苦。🍬I've tasted the sweetness of zongzi, now I want to taste the bitterness of love.💔

03、确定不跟我处吗 端午我厂里发粽子 而且还是一盒哦。😏Sure you don't wanna date me? My factory gives out a whole box of zongzi for Dragon Boat Festival.🎁

04、端午没什么好祝福语，就祝大家：像蛋黄粽子一样富的流油吧！🥚No fancy wishes, just hope you all become as rich as the oily salted egg in zongzi!💰

05、你可以教我包粽子吗？我有点笨，做啥都容易露馅，喜欢你也是。💘Can you teach me to wrap zongzi? I'm clumsy and always leak fillings. just like how I leak my love for you.🤡

06、牛顿走了丢下一堆公式，屈原走了留下三天假期，还是祖宗心疼后代。👑Newton left us equations, Qu Yuan left us a 3-day holiday - ancestors really know how to pamper descendants.😴

07、紧急通知:谁家有煮熟的粽子千万不要直接吃一定要等我到了才能吃。🚨URGENT: If you have cooked zongzi, DO NOT eat them until I arrive!🤤

08、端午有发粽子的，也有发钞票的，而就我不一样了，我发朋友圈，省钱省事又方便。📱Some get zongzi, some get cash for the festival. But me? I post on social media - cheapest and easiest option!😎

09、突然发现端午节快到了，今年还是第一次因为加班不能去马尔代夫度假，往年都是因为没钱。💸Just realized Dragon Boat Festival is coming. First year I can't go to Maldives because of overtime. usually it's because I'm broke.🤣