这些六一文案太有才了,朋友圈被刷屏!

经典说说2025-06-16 09:39:28
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01、我是小朋友这个事,你们都是知道的吧。晚安😴You all know I'm a kid, right? Goodnight.👶

02、今天我不敢说话,怕暴露了幼儿园小班班长的身份。😷I dare not speak today, afraid of revealing my identity as the kindergarten class monitor.👶

03、我也要过6、1,毕竟我也是才从幼儿园毕业20年的孩子。🎓I also want to celebrate Children's Day, after all I'm just a kid who graduated from kindergarten 20 years ago.👶

04、今天是小可爱,以后是大可爱,老了是老可爱,死了就是可爱死了。😍Today I'm a little cutie, later a big cutie, old a senior cutie, dead a cutie died.💀

这些六一文案太有才了,朋友圈被刷屏!

05、我想过6.1,但是低头看了看我的36D,叹了口气,实力不允许。😔I want to celebrate Children's Day, but looking down at my 36D, I sighed - reality doesn't permit.🍈

06、小时候想把头发梳成大人模样,长大后才发现,大人其实没什么头发。💇As a child I wanted to comb my hair like an adult, only to grow up and realize adults don't have much hair.♂

6.1节我可以给你红包,但过几天父亲节你要是不送我礼物,可别怪爸爸翻脸。🧧I can give you red packets on Children's Day, but if you don't give me gifts on Father's Day, don't blame dad for getting angry.😠

6.1了,需要小礼物小零食的私聊我地址,让我看看谁年纪这么大还不要个脸。🎁It's 61、- if you want gifts or snacks, DM me your address, let's see who's this shameless at their age.🙈

这些六一文案太有才了,朋友圈被刷屏!

09、前几天过520的那帮人,我已经记下来了,你们要是舔着脸过6.1,我就告诉你妈你早恋。📝I've noted down those who celebrated 520 recently - if you shamelessly celebrate 61、too, I'll tell your mom about your puppy love.👩

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