“每天一句,七天成为幽默砖家”

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周五就该有周五的样子,有什么事下周再说。

Friday should be like Friday. Whatever it is, we'll talk about it next week.

有没有研究生,帮我研究一下周末去哪里玩啊。

Is there any postgraduate who can help me figure out where to go for fun on the weekend.

“每天一句,七天成为幽默砖家”

每次我不知道说什么的时候,我就真的不知道说什么。

Every time when I don't know what to say, I really don't know what to say.

我的钱虽然不是大风刮来的,但像是大风刮走的。

My money didn't come from the wind, but it seems as if it's been blown away by the wind.

“每天一句,七天成为幽默砖家”

开了三天飞行模式,还是飞不进你的心。

I've been in flight mode for three days, yet still can't fly into your heart.

别人事业有成,你还天天蜜雪冰城。

While others have achieved success in their careers, you're still having Xuexue Ice Cream & Tea every day.

“每天一句,七天成为幽默砖家”

你随便说,反正我左耳进右耳出。

You can say whatever you want. Anyway, it goes in one ear and out the other.

睡觉的时候一定要闭上眼,否则会睡不着。

You must close your eyes when you go to sleep, otherwise you won't be able to fall asleep.

“每天一句,七天成为幽默砖家”

我是一个自律的人。既然说了减肥那我就会一直说。

I'm a self - disciplined person. Since I said I'd lose weight, I'll keep talking about it.

万水千山总是情,行不行。

Distance means nothing when love can cross it. How about giving me a follow?

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