家人们早上好，能把眼睛睁开已经很厉害了。

Good morning, everyone. It's already quite something to be able to open your eyes.

今天又是快乐打工的一天，真的是自愿来上班的呢。

Today is another day of happy working. I really came to work of my own free will.

我就喜欢看着你们这样，一本正经的胡说八道。

I just like watching you guys talking nonsense with a straight face like this.

有福我接着，没福我硬享，命里有就有，没有我就抢。

If there's good fortune, I'll take it. If not, I'll force myself to enjoy life. If it's meant to be in my fate, it will be. If not, I'll grab it.

消息看到了，没聋，没瞎，就是不想回。

I've seen the message. I'm neither deaf nor blind. I just don't want to reply.

我就是有点穷，不然也很有钱的。

I'm just a bit poor. Otherwise, I'd be wealthy.

为什么不给我发消息，就因为我没给你发吗？

Why haven't you sent me a message.Just because I didn't send you one?

脸乃身外之物，可要可不要，钱乃必要之物，不得不要。

Face is something external to the body. You can take it or leave it. But money is a necessity, and you can't do without it.

很内向，剪指甲都是用菜刀剪。

I'm very introverted. I even cut my nails with a kitchen knife.

只要人人都献出一点爱，世界将变成美好的人间，所以大家快给我点点关注点点赞。

If everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful place. So everyone, quickly give me a follow and a like.