家人们早上好，一周七天，周五最颠。

Good morning, everyone. Among the seven days of a week, Friday is the most exciting.

今日人设：下班跑的最快的那女的。

Today's persona: the woman who runs the fastest after work.

又不回信息，是你对象最近盯太紧了吗。

You're not replying to my messages again. Is it because your partner has been keeping a close eye on you recently.

周五的下午永远比周末更让人快乐。

Friday afternoons are always more delightful than weekends.

没钱的时候跟我说，让我知道不止我一个人没钱。

Tell me when you're short of money, so I know I'm not the only one broke.

一定要瘦吗，圆不隆咚不行吗？

Does one have to be thin. Isn't being chubby okay?

世间怎么会有余额不足这种人间疾苦。

How could there be such hardship in the world as insufficient balance.

满脑子都是你，可是能怎么办呢，总不能把脑袋丢掉吧。

My mind is full of you. But what can I do.I can't just throw away my head, can I.

听说女孩子说话加个呐会很可爱，我想给你吹唢呐。

I heard that adding 'na' when a girl talks makes her sound cute. I want to play the suona for you.

原来大家谈恋爱都是不公开的，我还以为大家和我一样都是单身呢。

So it turns out that everyone keeps their relationships private. I thought everyone was single like me.