家人们早上好，真的很喜欢周五，有种刑满释放的感觉。

Good morning, everyone. I really love Fridays. It feels like being released after serving a prison term.

现在的生活节奏太快了，刚上班没多久就想下班回去睡觉了。

The pace of life is so fast now. I want to go home and sleep soon after starting work.

看你视力挺好的，晚上要不要一起看电影啊。

It seems you have good eyesight. Would you like to watch a movie with me tonight.

中通申通圆通，都不如我看到你的心扑通扑通。

Express delivery services like Zhongtong, Shentong, and Yuantong can't compare to the pounding of my heart when I see you.

一旦发现自己瘦一点的时候，就想吃点东西庆祝一下。

Once I find that I've lost a little weight, I want to have something to eat to celebrate.

不喜欢我的请让一让，喜欢我的往前站站。

Those who don't like me, please make way. Those who do, come forward.

我是靠颜值吃饭的，吃不吃得饱另说。

I rely on my good looks to make a living, whether I can make ends meet is another matter.

想我了就给我打电话，不用怕吵到我，我开了静音和免打扰。

If you miss me, call me. Don't worry about disturbing me. I've turned on mute and do - not - disturb mode.

其实退一万步来说的话，退一万步你听不见。

Actually,Ten thousand steps back,Ten thousand steps back, you can't hear.

点赞是我更新的动力，没有动力的话……我可能就躺平了哈哈哈。

Likes are the motivation for me to update. Without motivation. I might just slack off. Hahaha.