1、你好 我叫发财 你忍心拒绝发财吗。

"I suppose I am still hungry; the stray dog outside my window is barking, and my stomach answers in kind."

2、我得了emo病 医生给我开了你的WeChat。

“I open the window facing northwest and greedily inhale the northwestern wind, which carries the scent of cumin mixed with the aroma of meat.”

3、占卜说 我今天会认识一个很棒的朋友，很高兴认识你。

“In this world, there were no inherently poor people; it's the abundance of expenses that creates poverty.”

4、简单介绍一下，本人是您微信好友的漏网之鱼。

“Likely, I too have my share of worries, and thus I pick up my lone pack of cigarettes.”

5、我有防脱和治少发的秘方，速同意。

“There are two leftover cigarettes in the cigarette box, one was picked up and the other was also picked up.”

6、你好，我是在电线杆子上的看到你的。

“I lit a cigarette, the wind smoked half, I smoked half.”

7、考虑好就通过，没考虑好就过几分钟再通过。

“I'm probably out of money, forget it, I've always looked down on fighting against capital.”

8、加个好友吧，以后私奔方便联系。

“With a cold glare against those who toil in petty pursuits, I humbly dedicate myself to living an honest and upright life.”

9、知道你和首富的区别是什么吗？他没有我的微信 但你有。

“If you don't die in poverty, you be reborn in poverty.”