“发工资时这样发,能把朋友圈笑死”

经典说说2025-06-17 04:12:17
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1、我以前也爱花钱,后来被工资调理好了。

"I suppose I am still hungry; the stray dog outside my window is barking, and my stomach answers in kind."

2、下班了,我一分钟也不想多待,就像你发工资一分不想多给的样子。

“I open the window facing northwest and greedily inhale the northwestern wind, which carries the scent of cumin mixed with the aroma of meat.”

3、我的生活很简单:随薪锁欲,薪尽自然凉。

“In this world, there were no inherently poor people; it's the abundance of expenses that creates poverty.”

4、虽然上班挣不了几个钱,但是可以让我没空花钱。

“Likely, I too have my share of worries, and thus I pick up my lone pack of cigarettes.”

“发工资时这样发,能把朋友圈笑死”

5、看到工资条后,这么热的天,都捂不热我的心。

“There are two leftover cigarettes in the cigarette box, one was picked up and the other was also picked up.”

6、别人的工资叫工资,我的工资叫低保。

“I lit a cigarette, the wind smoked half, I smoked half.”

7、工资就像大姨妈,一个月来一次,一个星期左右就没有了。

“I'm probably out of money, forget it, I've always looked down on fighting against capital.”

8、我的薪资,让我在摸鱼的时候毫无愧疚感,这叫问薪无愧。

“With a cold glare against those who toil in petty pursuits, I humbly dedicate myself to living an honest and upright life.”

“发工资时这样发,能把朋友圈笑死”

9、上不去的是工资,下不去的是体重。

“If you don't die in poverty, you be reborn in poverty.”

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