“对异性早上这么撩,想你一整天”

经典说说2025-06-17 18:21:06
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1、昨晚做了一个梦,梦见你害我,为什么要害我,害我那么喜欢你。

I had a dream last night, dreaming that you hurt me. Why would you hurt me? You made me like you so much.

2、突然好想你,你却还没起,我不想祸害人间,一大早我只想祸害你。

Suddenly I miss you so much, but you havent gotten up yet. I dont want to cause trouble in the world. In the early morning, I just want to cause trouble for you.

“对异性早上这么撩,想你一整天”

3、生活是一场无问东西的春暖花开,精致也好,粗糙也罢,都要开心,早安!

Life is a spring that blossoms regardless of directions, being delicate or rough, be happy, good morning!

4、心明明是我的,却每天从早上开始都是满满的想你,早安!

My heart clearly belongs to me, but it is filled with thoughts of you every morning from the start. Good morning!

“对异性早上这么撩,想你一整天”

5、真挚的感情来自不断的问候,小天鹅给癞蛤蟆请早安了早上好哇小蛤。

Sincere feelings come from constant greetings. The little swan greets the toad good morning. Good morning, little toad.

6、遇见你都是天意,拥有你才是我的幸运,早安!

Meeting you is all by providence, and having you is my luck. Good morning!

“对异性早上这么撩,想你一整天”

7、真无语,睡醒了身边也没个男人,下次我就不醒了。

Its really speechless. Theres no man around when I wake up. Next time, I wont wake up.

8、今天是个好天气,不知道会不会有对象掉下来。

Today is a nice day, I wonder if there will be a partner falling from the sky

“对异性早上这么撩,想你一整天”

9、奖励早起的你一个么么哒,再不起,我就要收回了。

Reward you who get up early with a kiss, if you dont get up, I will take it back

10、我对世界说早安,唯独对你说喜欢。

I say good morning to the world, but I say I like you only to you

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