01、认错干嘛,

我又不打算原谅你。

What's the point of admitting your mistake?

I'm not going to forgive you anyway.

02、没关系,

我们本来就没关系。

It doesn't matter.

We never had any connection in the first place.

03、既然知道错了,

想想怎么补偿我吧。

Now that you know you're wrong,

think about how to compensate me.

04、错哪了?

说来听听以后不准,

跟我凶了知道不。

What did you do wrong?

Tell me. And you're not allowed to shout at me from now on, got it?

05、说30遍我爱你,

说不定我就原谅你了。

Say "I love you" thirty times.

Maybe then I'll forgive you.

06、道歉有用的话,

还要那些名牌包包***干嘛。

If an apology could solve everything,

what would we need those designer bags and cosmetics for?

07、念你初犯恢复你男友待遇,

如有再犯绝不轻饶。

Considering this is your first offense, I'll restore your boyfriend privileges.

But if you do it again, I won't be lenient.

08、生气归生气又不是不喜欢你了,

你抱我一下就好了。

I'm angry, but it doesn't mean I don't like you anymore.

Just give me a hug and it'll be okay.

09、别,老娘受不起,

没事多喝热水反省自己。

No, I can't "bear" it.

Drink some hot water and reflect on your actions when you have time.

10、认错就行,

遥控器,

榴莲选一个吧。

Just admit your mistake.

Choose one between the remote control and the durian.